kingjaffejoffer:

God put this nigga on Earff specifically to cut bread.

(via and-strait-on-till-morning)

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

(via jetex)

thefrogman:

7 Skeptical Dogs [tastefullyoffensive]

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nepeter:

australians don’t have sex

australians mate

(Source: shalrath, via miserylover)

iraffiruse:

Submitted by xrabbite

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hairyrussian:

Shit.  I’m sorry…